TIMBER !

My mission for last week was to construct a Christmas window for that unstoppable sex machine, Pedlars. We want it to be real was the brief, real foilage and real wood, just make it real and we will be happy, they said.
Hmmn, where the hell was I going to find real wood in London ? this might prove a problem, it certainly was not going to be growing on trees ? ...how wrong I was.
I visited Wikipedialand and found out that trees are entirely constructed from wood.
Armed with that information the rest was easy, pick a tree, cut the fucker down, bung it in window.
What a doddle !

and here are the pics...

Cheque please !

www.pedlars.co.uk